Skip solitaire for an exciting change of pace!
Show the “Jerk at Work” what a real Certificate of Vote looks like, not the stupid fake documents the Republicans ginned up!
Or, just play with yourself at home! Wait… no, I didn’t mean that!
Thanks to the fine folks at the US National Archives, you can be the President of the United States Senate from the comfort of your own couch! Best of all, you have the exact same amount of authority over the preceding as the actual US Vice President!
How to Play
Click on the link below to visit the US National Archives’ 2020 Election Page. You’ll find two links for each state.
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The first is a link to the state’s Certificate of Ascertain-ment. That’s a document sent from each state in November showing how many votes each candidate’s slate of electors received, and who won.
Then, as each state is called, click on the exciting second link to read along with cartoon character Mike Pence as Congress tallies all the Certificates of Vote, documents from each state which awards the actual official Electoral Votes.
Each state’s Certificate of Vote is different— some are lame, some are typographic nightmares, some have all the majesty of a bowling league score sheet. Collect them all!
As each score comes in, tally them up. Be the first to discover the secret score, which is
Biden 306, Trump 232.
Also, win 1,000,000 extra credit points by being the first to discover which state assigned its votes to Joseph “F” Biden.
PS: Don’t have a heart attack. They fixed it.